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i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:

johncougar:

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papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I think I would rather watch a symphony like this than an actual one

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sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

I’ve reblogged this so many times, I just can’t help it. It’s fucking adorable.

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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hans-the-liesmith:

official-nightvaleradio:

In case anyone was wondering what’s up with the new episode

He makes a good point. Why would you cook a recipe from the show where dinosaurs break into a PTA meeting in the third episode?

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wolvensnothere:

hotladypants:

This show.

WEARING HATS INDOORS.

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progressiveauspol:

A racist, a misogynist and a bigot enters a bar. The Bartender asks “What are you having today Mr Abbott?

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"Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good."

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Chat

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description